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  1. Tankini Summer

From the recording Tankini Summer

<p>Here's a summer anthem you can sing all year long! &nbsp;It's my story, sad but true...</p>

Lyrics

<p>Last summer I was skinny, I wore a blue bikini</p>
<p>Got lazy, made bad choices, started listening to inner voices saying,</p>
<p>&ldquo;Go ahead and stuff your face.&rdquo; Now something&rsquo;s growing around my waist</p>
<p>Looks like it&rsquo;s gonna be a...</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Tankini Summer</p>
<p>The girls on the beach all look like Twiggy</p>
<p>Tankini Summer</p>
<p>I&rsquo;m covered up, looking like Miss Piggy</p>
<p>It&rsquo;s such a bummer, but soon I&rsquo;ll get on track</p>
<p>With a few more crunches and a lot less snacks,</p>
<p>Next summer that bikini&rsquo;s coming back</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Friends who&rsquo;ve gained weight and kept it say they&rsquo;ve learned to accept it</p>
<p>As part of getting older, roll their eyes and shrug their shoulders but I</p>
<p>Still feel young and can&rsquo;t abide a midriff that I have to hide</p>
<p>I&rsquo;m much too vain to have a...</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Tankini Summer</p>
<p>The girls on the beach all look like Twiggy</p>
<p>Tankini Summer</p>
<p>I&rsquo;m covered up, looking like Miss Piggy</p>
<p>It&rsquo;s such a bummer, but soon I&rsquo;ll get on track</p>
<p>With a few more crunches and a lot less snacks,</p>
<p>Next summer that bikini&rsquo;s coming back</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>On The View they talked about a survey,</p>
<p>What women shouldn&rsquo;t wear past a certain age</p>
<p>Bikini swimsuits topped the list; well, that got all the ladies pissed</p>
<p>They said, &ldquo;This survey isn&rsquo;t cool &lsquo;cause there are exceptions to every rule&rdquo;</p>
<p>Like Demi Moore, but that&rsquo;s a no-brainer; she can afford a Hollywood trainer!</p>
<p>&nbsp;But on the other hand...</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>On the beach there&rsquo;s oversharing from people in suits that they shouldn&rsquo;t be wearing</p>
<p>But who am I to judge and what&rsquo;s the point of even caring?</p>
<p>&lsquo;Cause we love the sun, the sea, the shore</p>
<p>So why can&rsquo;t we love ourselves the way we are</p>
<p>Even if it means we have a...</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Tankini Summer</p>
<p>&lsquo;Cause nobody really looks like Twiggy</p>
<p>Tankini Summer</p>
<p>And who&rsquo;s more fabulous than Miss Piggy?</p>
<p>It&rsquo;s such a bummer to fall into that trap</p>
<p>With a few more crunches and a lot less snacks,</p>
<p>Next summer that bikini&rsquo;s coming back</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>